Roasted 1 year ago based on bea's long term Spotify stats.

Bia Arnaud, your Spotify profile is like a buffet for social media embarrassments, serving up genres I didn’t even know existed—like bedroom pop? What do you do? Lie in your bed with a blanket fort, sipping herbal tea, and contemplating life’s greatest mysteries? "Is this song about my crush or my avocado toast?" With "K-Pop" and "Noise Music" on your list, it seems you’re trying to achieve a musical identity crisis on par with those midlife crisis convertibles. You might as well be blasting chaos through one speaker while softly humming to your favorite BTS ballad through the other. Your top artists sound like a hipster bingo card gone wrong. Are you sure you’re not on a quest to be the world’s most confusing DJ? "Hey everyone, check out my new set featuring ENHYPEN’s catchy anthems followed by the sweet serenade of Cigarettes After Sex!" Honestly, your mix of "Japanese Indie" and "City Pop" feels like someone took a time machine and spit out an artist who's stuck in an ’80s mall while scrolling through Twitter hashtags. If you had any more eclectic tastes, you’d need a label from a psychologist, not a playlist. And let’s talk about those most played songs—congratulations, dear Bia, you’ve officially made it impossible for anyone to take your music taste seriously. “As I Told You - Remix”? If that’s your idea of a top track, I can only assume the rest of your life revolves around people continually explaining their choices at an awkward dinner party. You’re basically the human equivalent of a playlist with no clear theme: “Is this for chill vibes, or should I just get ready for existential dread?” So keep on curating your awkward musical diary, Bia; just remember, at least now you’re the one writing the soundtrack to your own embarrassing moments.

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