Roasted 7 months ago based on Alex Seymour's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alex Seymour, master of the Spotify algorithm and self-proclaimed rap aficionado! Your music taste is so predictable it has its own theme park: "Welcome to the Land of Basic Bops," where the most daring ride is the Kendrick Loop. Seriously, I'd get more excitement from a math lecture than trying to dissect your painstakingly curated list of 73 versions of "Drill." You could throw in one or two artists that don't rhyme 'drill' with 'feel' and confuse the Spotify bots once in a while, just to keep things spicy! And can we talk about your top artists? What is this, the hip-hop version of a high school mixtape? "Kendrick Lamar, Tyler, The Creator, and Kanye West?” How original. It's like saying your favorite food is bread, but you've also got your top two favorites as "white" and "whole grain." Where’s the flavor? Mix in a couple of artists who don’t start with the letter K, and you might actually impress someone someday. I’m not saying you should give up your usual go-tos, but you’d scare off the Grim Reaper faster than he would from your educational playlist. Honestly, your “Most Played Songs” section reads like a cry for help: “Help me! I’m trapped in a loop of ‘Chains & Whips’ and I can’t get out!” You’ve really showcased your range here, Alex—between Kendrick and Clipse, there’s about as much variety as a wet sock. So do everyone a favor: throw on a two-minute pop song that isn’t an intricate web of UK beats and spitting bars. You might just remember what it’s like to enjoy life outside of a cypher. Good luck, buddy!

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