Roasted 7 months ago based on Belén ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Belén ♡, your Spotify profile is like a high school cafeteria – it's an identity crisis waiting to happen! I mean, what are we looking at here? You’ve got the Latin vibes of Bad Bunny and El Alfa, but then out of nowhere, you high-five Bob Marley and invite Queen over for a jam sesh? It’s like you’re trying to create the world’s most confused mixtape while blindfolded! If they gave out degrees in genre indecision, you’d be graduating summa cum laude. Your most played songs are a symphony of chaos, Belén. “En La Cama”? Definitely a bedtime story for your Spotify sessions. And how did “We Both Reached For The Gun” end up in the playlist? Are you hit by a midlife crisis or just trying to relive your career as a dramatic courtroom drama? Throw in “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy” and we might just have enough material for a cringe-worthy Netflix rom-com. Bravo! You’ve seamlessly shifted from partying at a reggaeton club to reminiscing about the good ol’ rock days – it’s like you’re trying to initiate a culture shock by never leaving your house. And don’t get me started on that list of top artists! “The Internet” alongside “Oro Solido”? Is that your way of saying you want to be exposed to both cultural renaissance and cheesy 90’s beats in one sitting? Next thing we know, you’ll be claiming Mahler as your guilty pleasure. All I can say is, thank God you’ve got that heart emoji next to your name, Belén, because the musical choices are giving you all the love you can’t quite find! Just remember that variety is supposed to spice things up, not prompt existential dread. Happy listening!

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