Roasted 2 days ago based on ˚˖𓍢ִ໋ ly 🧸˚'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s someone whose musical taste has all the depth of a kiddie pool! With genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Sertanejo Universitário," it's clear you’re living your best life as a teenage heartthrob stuck in a midlife crisis. Let's be real, the only thing more confused than this mix of "New MPB" and "Arrocha" is your Spotify algorithm trying to tie it all together. We get it – you want a little bit of everything, but this eclectic playlist screams that you can't commit to anything beyond the last coffee order you placed. Your top artists? What are you trying to achieve here? You’ve got Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish, two queens of heartbreak, chilling right next to Luan Santana, who probably makes you feel like you’re in a romantic telenovela in the middle of a watering hole in Brazil. The way you swing from "Dancing Queen" to "What is Love?" by TWICE makes me think your mood swings require a warning label. Did you get lost in a pop culture shop and decide to just shove everything into your cart? The only thing you’re defining is the term “musical identity crisis.” And then there are your most played songs. "Red Wine Supernova"? Wow, it sounds like you tried to craft your personality as the quirky friend who only drinks organic wine while blending a sob story about heartbreak in the most dramatic fashion possible. Look, we see you and your tortured artist act with songs like “Eyes Without A Face,” but the truth is, you’re not some deep lyricist or avant-garde visionary; you’re just a bottomless pit of Spotify recommendations, desperately hoping someone will mistake your confused playlist for genuine taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!