Roasted 2 years ago based on spikes's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spikes, the ultimate metal aficionado whose Spotify reflects a musical taste so niche it makes obscure arthouse films look mainstream. With a top ten list that reads like an overly complicated crossword puzzle, it’s clear your taste in tunes is so progressive that even your playlist has a PhD in pretension. “Chill Breakcore”? Is there a genre that defines your emotional state better than “existential dread” or do you just associate anything resembling happiness with a personal attack? Your top artists are practically a who’s who of “Who the heck is that?” Seriously, I’ve seen less obscurity at a hipster coffee shop in Portland. “Mount Shrine” alone is producing more content than your Spotify algorithm can handle. Are you sure you’re not just some guy who took a wrong turn at a prog rock convention and has decided to live in an audio abyss of Swedish despair? I’d check your dictionary, because I’m convinced you think “diversity” means having five flavors of melancholy metal to choose from. And let's talk about your most played songs, dominated almost entirely by “Mount Shrine.” If I didn't know better, I’d assume you were being paid off by them as their personal fan club czar. You’ve managed to get more mileage out of that band’s discography than they probably intended! How do you manage to go on with life in between emotional breakdowns if all your jam sessions are putting you only one step away from full-blown doom metal therapy? Let’s be honest: your Spotify looks less like a playlist and more like a funeral service for your social life.

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