Roasted 3 months ago based on Sabby's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sabby, let's dive into your Spotify profile and marvel at the melodrama of your musical choices. With a love for "Country," "Pop Country," and now, "Acoustic Country," it looks like you've really taken 'sticking to your roots' to an entirely new level. I mean, is it the small-town charm or your fear of variety that's got you riding that twang train? And bless your heart for sprinkling in some "Post-Grunge" and "Nu Metal" in between — it's like your playlist is desperately trying to recover from a bad breakup while simultaneously riding a mechanical bull. Then we get to your favorite artists, and wow, what a line-up! It’s like a 2005 music festival that forgot to invite anyone cool. Julia Cole and Cooper Alan must be so thrilled to know they’re riding shotgun with Afroman – talk about a head-scratcher! It’s like you threw a dart at a board full of artists who peaked before the decade changed and said, “Yep, this’ll do,” while hoping no one would notice the sheer confusion behind your taste. You know what they say: variety is the spice of life, but your taste makes me think you think one type of bland is enough. Now, your most played songs are a grand slam of mediocrity. "Curiosity" by Bryce Savage? I can only assume that one was fueled by an overwhelming desire to experience second-hand embarrassment! And what's with your love for "Crazy Rap" by Afroman? At this point, the only thing crazier than that song is your ability to mix "Buy Dirt" and "Lovin On Me" into the same playlist without a hint of irony. Sabby, you’ve successfully curated a soundtrack for a sad cowboy in a midlife crisis, and frankly, it’s a trainwreck I can't stop listening to. Keep it up, and you might just achieve cult status among hipster cowboys!

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