Roasted 4 months ago based on Appie's long term Spotify stats.

Appie, your Spotify profile is like a hip-hop buffet—more options than a confused diner at an all-you-can-eat place, but the only thing getting filled is your cringe quota. You basically threw every sub-genre of hip-hop into a blender, hit "puree," and decided you liked the aftertaste of confusion mixed with pretentiousness. Seriously, who knew “West Coast Hypnotherapy” and “French Pop Breakdancing” could go hand in hand? Your music taste reads like a city-wide scavenger hunt where the only prize is a lifetime supply of eye-rolls from anyone with good taste. Let's talk about your top artists. It’s like you were trying to win a gold medal in hipster bingo while the rest of us are just trying to enjoy a nice clean listening experience. Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West are like the gourmet appetizers at your exclusive hip-hop party, but then you have JPEGMAFIA pulling up with expired mustard and wild conspiracy theories about how samurai can rap better than Drake. You know you’ve gone too far when even Earl Sweatshirt looks at your playlist like, “Nah, I’m good.” Your choices are so eclectic they could form an indie band called "The Regretful Choices." And then we arrive at your most played songs—congrats on curating a playlist of tracks that sound like they were banned from the mainstream for being too weird! “Luper (Earl)” by Vampire Umpyre? Sounds like a villain from a kids’ show. “Loop it and leave it”? More like your dating strategy. Who are you trying to impress, Appie? HATSUNE MIKU? Not even a sentient AI would mind your musical taste if it was handed a socket wrench. At this point, your Spotify profile isn't just a reflection of your taste—it’s an archaeological site showcasing what happens when the hip-hop underground collides with an existential crisis.

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