Roasted 4 months ago based on kd21.'s long term Spotify stats.
kd21, huh? With a name that screams “I’m not the kind of person who likes talking to humans,” it’s no wonder your Spotify profile is more eclectic than a thrift shop on clearance day. I mean, “Bedroom Pop” and “Rage Rap”? Is that what happens when you accidentally play a sad song while throwing a tantrum during your latest existential crisis? You’ve got the music taste of someone who can’t decide if they want to cry into a pillow or rage against their mom for not letting them stay out past curfew. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you have the emotional range of a single emoji. Tyler, The Creator and Frank Ocean? Wow, what a love story. I can already picture you tearing up during “Thinkin Bout You” in your room while simultaneously pretending to be mysterious and deep like a protagonist in a bad indie flick. And can we talk about the sheer amount of “West Coast Hip Hop” on your list? Are you trying to project a vibe from a beach you’ve never actually visited, or just manifesting your dreams of dodging responsibilities with a side of avocado toast? Your most played songs echo one glaring fact: you spend so much time crying over fictional relationships that your neighbors probably think you're auditioning for a soap opera. “I Thought I Saw Your Face Today”? You and me both, buddy! Probably in a bubble of throwback tracks while you sip on non-fat almond milk lattes like they’re the fountain of youth. But hey, at least you’ve got “TOXIC” in there; it’s fitting, because that’s what your music taste is, a toxic mix of emotions and genres trying their hardest to be profound while delivering nothing but confusion. Keep on vibing, kd21, your Spotify wrapped is going to look as chaotic as your love life!
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