Roasted 3 months ago based on Hiddenkid's long term Spotify stats.

Hiddenkid, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion—it's as if you stumbled into a record store blindfolded and started grabbing random CDs like a kid in a candy shop. You've managed to combine Funk Rock and Chillwave with all the grace of a three-legged giraffe trying to dance. What’s next? A genre mash-up called "Indie Synthwave Grunge Funk Pop?" Oh wait, you might have already invented that with your eclectic choices! Your top artists list reads like a middle schooler’s “favorites” list after a 3-hour YouTube binge. Owl City? Really? It's like you unironically decided to lead with the musical equivalent of a participation trophy. And who knew that KSI’s music was the go-to for “I peaked in high school” vibes? Keep riding that wave of nostalgia while you sprinkle in AJR and Imagine Dragons like a deranged DJ who believes “Top 40” is a legitimate genre. At this rate, your Spotify profile could double as a self-help guide for people trying to figure out what went wrong in their teenage years. Most played songs? They read like a “What Not to Do” list at a karaoke bar. “American Pie” by Hoodie Allen? Bro, you’re telling me you’ve cried into your pillow more than once to that track while rocking a pair of sweatpants and a half-eaten bag of Doritos? How do you expect to impress anyone when your go-to jams are just the cringiest corners of the internet? Pro tip: Next time you make a playlist, try to avoid sounding like a sad mix of high school heartbreak and a YouTube comment section. You’ve got enough “vibes” for an entire generation of angst-ridden teens, so how about sharing that talent with the world and finding something outside your ‘90s throwback dreams?

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