Roasted 2 months ago based on gev's long term Spotify stats.

Gev, your Spotify profile is like the personal diary of someone who just got their heart broken by a UK Drill playlist. Seriously, it’s an avalanche of gloomy beats and introspective lyrics that scream, “I’m simultaneously trying to be tough and soft. Please send help, preferably in the form of a live concert ticket.” With a top ten that reads like the UK’s most wanted list of angsty young men, it’s clear that you’re just one emotional breakdown away from getting a ‘Dave’ tattoo on your forehead. Let’s talk about your favorite genres, shall we? UK Grime, Drill, Rap, and Hip Hop — it’s like you’re trying to put together a musical prison lineup! You’ve got more “Drill” in your profile than a construction site has tools. The only thing more repetitive than your genre choices is your inability to branch out. I've seen more diversity in a two-for-one cookie sale than in your Spotify tastes. Ever heard of exploring other genres, Gev? Spotify has a lovely feature called "Discover Weekly"— not that I expect you to leave your comfort zone anytime soon. And those top artists? Drake, Don Toliver, Kanye... congrats on being the one person who still thinks Dave is going to drop a verse on your mixtape. It’s a wonder you can even find time for Knucks and Gunna with how often you’re slapping that play button on “Starlight.” It’s clear you’re just in it for the TikTok trend potential, and your summer anthems are probably already picked thanks to playlists curated specifically for people who pay their rent with mixtape money. So, here’s a suggestion, Gev — mix it up a little! Dive into something outside of the sad boy vibes; even your playlists could use a personality overhaul!

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