Roasted 2 years ago based on Hannah's long term Spotify stats.

Hannah, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion. I mean, do you even know what music you like, or are you just throwing genres into a blender and hoping for something tasty? Afrobeats, Nigerian Pop, Pop, Afropop—seriously, did you just become the world's biggest fan of all things “Africandy”? Your playlist looks like the love child of your local grocery store and a world music festival that no one asked for. At this point, the only genre you're missing is "Desperately Seeking Identity." And those top artists? Wow, it's like someone set up a Tinder profile for a mid-tier music festival. Your first date would have to have a PhD in diversity to even start understanding who you really like. Listen, I love Rema as much as the next person, but when you have him three times in your most played songs list, it feels less like a fan club and more like an obsession worthy of a restraining order. Camila Cabello sneaks in at number 10 like she was just happy to be invited but is also kinda confused about how she ended up with all these Afrobeats stars. But let's talk about your most played songs. “Loud” by Kurry leads the pack? Hannah, if your musical choices scream “I'm trying too hard,” we should probably just rename your profile to "My Musical Crisis." With a soundscape that’s more chaotic than a toddler in a candy store, it seems your taste is stuck between wanting to be trendy and just not knowing how to commit. You need an intervention—a solid 12-step program for people whose playlists look like they got hit by a sonic tornado. Maybe then you can finally find out who you really are, musically—and it’s about time!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!