Roasted 2 years ago based on mayu's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, mayukanai, let’s unravel this Spotify profile of yours. You’ve listed a veritable buffet of genres that make it seem like you’re trying to be the ultimate playlist chameleon, but let’s be real: nobody asked for a mixtape featuring 'permanent wave' alongside 'alternative hip hop'. What are you trying to accomplish here, a seizure of diversity or a complete breakdown of anyone's sanity? “Indie Pop”? “Bedroom Pop”? This isn’t a stroll through a hipster flea market, dude; it’s a cry for help hiding behind your acoustic guitar. Now, when I look at your top artists, I'm convinced you've developed a peculiar taste for music that sounds like it was crafted from the ashes of heartbreak and casual existential dread. I mean, you’ve got Taylor Swift rubbing shoulders with MF DOOM like they’re best pals meetup over some overpriced artisanal coffee, while secretly judging your life choices. Seriously, do you think you can curate a vibe with this haunted choir of emotional turmoil? Or is this just an elaborate excuse to cry in the shower to “Casual” by Chappell Roan? And don’t get me started on your most played songs. You’re over here twiddling your thumbs to “Let You Break My Heart Again” while trying to convince yourself that you’ve got everything figured out. Newsflash: if “Good Graces” by Sabrina Carpenter is your jam, you might as well start planning your therapy sessions. Your music taste screams “I’m deep and complex” while actually just itching for validation from strangers on the internet. So keep spinning that confusion, mayukanai—I’m just here for the melodrama and the awkward shuffles on the dance floor.

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