Roasted 7 months ago based on neptune's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Neptune, the deep blue sea of your Spotify profile, where the only thing sinking faster than your taste in music is your self-esteem. Bedroom Pop? More like Bedroom Snooze. It's cute that you think you can make us weep into our pillows with “What do you want from me?” but honey, if you really want to cry, just look in the mirror while listening to your top artist, Jann—because that’s the only thing more tragic than your playlist. Your genres read like a confused hipster threw darts at a dictionary. BDSM? Nope, that’s Bedroom Pop. Kawaii anime girls? Nope, that’s just your obsession with J-Pop. And “Orchestral”? I don’t know how you think classical music fits in with the rest of this saccharine mess, but the only orchestra that should be playing is the one that’s writing your breakup soundtrack when you realize your life is a one-woman show starring you and your adoration for sad boy anthems. As for your most played songs, it seems you have a bit of a Jann problem—eight out of your top ten? Is this a music vibe or an unhealthy obsession? At this point, we’re not sure if you’re trying to become Jann's number one fan or if you’re just going through a bitter breakup with yourself. Either way, keep clinging to that “uniquely tragic” aesthetic but just know it might be time to step outside the bedroom and hit play on some actual diversity. Come back when you’ve expanded your horizons beyond your one-man Jann band and maybe—just maybe—you won’t be vaporizing in your low-fi feels.

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