Roasted 1 year ago based on Mariee 🐛's long term Spotify stats.

Mariee, your Spotify profile is a living testament to the fact that the emo scene would have a panic attack if they knew you existed. With more emotional turmoil than a teenager's diary, your top genres read like the soundtrack to a very melodramatic episode of “To Catch a Predator.” If I had a nickel for every pop sub-genre you list, I could probably afford therapy for your questionable taste in music. Seriously, you’ve made the “Top 10” list of genres a reject from a high school band would use to describe their questionable dorm room playlist. And speaking of questionable, your top artists are like the lineup for a nostalgia-themed pity party. Lady Gaga and My Chemical Romance? So groundbreaking, it’s like you stumbled upon a time capsule that leapt straight from 2006! You’ve got the combo of a 16-year-old who's discovered the joys of angst and never left, coupled with an adult who still thinks it's cool to cry over the latest Lana Del Rey album like it’s the soundtrack to their unrequited love. Sorry, Mariee, but being able to name-drop Kate Bush doesn’t erase the fact that you probably still cry when you hear “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus. Your playlists do not just scream “I’m emotionally unavailable;” they yell it on repeat at an alarming volume with an awkward mix of nostalgia. I mean, “Mario Bros 3” by Allison? That’s some next-level escapism right there! The only album about Mario I want to hear is the one that ditches the power-ups and moves on to become a responsible adult. But hey, if you enjoy sounding like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s emo movie that nobody asked for, then who am I to rain on your parade? Just don’t be surprised when your Spotify Wrapped looks more like a therapy session rather than a musical exploration. Keep crying and jangle-popping your way through life, Mariee; it’s what you do best!

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