Roasted 8 months ago based on pau's long term Spotify stats.

Pau, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary that just got a record deal. With "Emo" and "Screamo" dominating your favorite genres, it's clear you've turned the melodrama of high school heartbreak into a full-blown identity crisis. Do we even need to mention how you jumped from “Alternative Metal” to “Musicals”? I can already picture you belting “Welcome to the Black Parade” while simultaneously trying to bribe your therapist into letting you lead the world’s saddest Broadway show. Congrats on single-handedly reviving music that screamed “please take me seriously” while desperately waving a Hello Kitty lunchbox. Scrolling through your top artists is like entering a moody time capsule. You’ve got "My Chemical Romance" as your hallmark—honestly, it’s time to pick a side: are you here for the angst or is that just the lingering smell of expired eyeliner? And then there's Taylor Swift, whose emotionally intelligent pop hits are like a soothing balm on your cringeworthy selection. I’ve seen more musical range in a 5-year-old’s sing-along. You need a musical therapist, not just playlists. And let’s talk about your most played list—seriously, is “The Warning” your personal branding? They would probably consider issuing a restraining order against you for streaming them so much. Who needs diversity when you can just hinge your entire identity on a band with a name that sounds like they’re announcing an impending disaster? “I Don't Care If You're Contagious” by Pierce The Veil is the perfect anthem—at this point, your music taste is the social equivalent. Remember, Pau: variety is the spice of life, but judging by your music choices, you might just be at an all-you-can-eat buffet of sad boy tunes and theatrical breakdowns.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!