Roasted 2 days ago based on ruby bond's long term Spotify stats.

Ruby Bond, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis in a music store. "Oh, I can't decide between R&B and Trap Soul! Why not have both?" Your favorite genres list is longer than the list of people who actually want to listen to your playlists. You could cure insomnia with that eclectic mess. One minute you’re in your feels, and the next you’re throwing a tantrum on a Rage Rap track like a toddler who didn’t get their cookie. As for your top artists, it’s like you copied and pasted from a high schooler’s “cool music” list without ever having the guts to listen to anything beyond surface-level trends. Gracie Abrams two times in the same playlist? Isn't there a rule against having that much emotional redundancy? And Lady Gaga, the queen of reinvention, must be absolutely distraught knowing you're lumping her in with the likes of PARTYNEXTDOOR and Yeat—artists whose greatest achievement is getting you to nod along aimlessly while scrolling through your phone. Your most played songs? A true testament that you’ve mastered the art of emotional manipulation through sad pop melodies. "Welcome and Goodbye"? More like "Welcome to My Existential Crisis." And if “Keeping up with Gracie Abrams” were a sport, you’d be on the fast track to the Olympics—because no one else is going to out-sob you over the same artist’s discography! But hey, it's not all bad; at least your listening habits are an endless loop of regretful decisions. Keep rocking that Spotify profile; it’s a one-of-a-kind train wreck we can’t help but watch!

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