Roasted 2 years ago based on Brooke's long term Spotify stats.

Brooke, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate plea for validation from high school musical tastes—like you think listening to Pop Rap somehow elevates you to a higher plane of existence. Newsflash: loving "Canadian Pop" and "Pittsburgh Rap" doesn’t make you quirky; it just clarifies that your musical compass is severely broken. Let’s be real: your playlist looks like a marketing campaign for a mid-tier, college-aged lifestyle brand. You might as well slap a cap on your head and start selling kombucha while you’re at it. Your Top Artists could either be a prestigious Hall of Fame or a nostalgic stroll down a nostalgia lane—if nostalgia lane were paved with expired mixtapes and mediocre TikTok influencers. You may be cruising through Drake and J. Cole like they’re your personal life coaches, but I doubt they’d even give you the time of day. And for someone who's so deep into “Conscious Hip Hop,” it’s astounding how little self-awareness you seem to have. Maybe take a little advice from Kendrick and actually “get your mind right” about those choices. Lastly, your Most Played Songs read like a playlist someone puts together when they’re too afraid to admit they listen to *anything* else. “Summers Over Interlude” really? It’s like you picked the track because one little lyric made you feel something more profound than your existential crisis. And who even is "Domenic Haynes"? Sounds like the kind of guy who’d show up late to his own concert and blame it on traffic. Brooke, when it comes to your Spotify choices, I think we can all agree that the only “trap” you’re caught in is one of your own making!

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