Roasted 4 months ago based on Rubyy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Rubyy, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis wrapped in a velvet curtain. With more genres than personality traits, it’s like you’re trying to capture every mood swinging episode of your life in one playlist. Is this a music profile or a desperate attempt to make people think you have eclectic taste? Your top artists list reads more like a list of “Future Exes Who Will Get Awkwardly Drunk and Start Arguments” than music icons. You're like that friend who hands you a drink and says, "I’m really into indie now!" while still clutching their beloved Mac Miller vinyl like a life raft in a storm. You love rap, R&B, melodic rap, rage rap — I mean, come on, Rubyy! You’ve collected genres like Pokémon cards, and we all know you still haven’t caught a personality evolution. With artists like Drake and The Weeknd on repeat, isn't it time to face the fact that you're just one sad breakup away from putting a “woe is me” sign on your forehead? Seriously, every time you hit play on "ball w/o you," an actual heartfelt soul existing in the universe dies a little. Your Spotify's dark side is real, and it's quite literally haunting—Rage Rap? Sounds like the soundtrack of your Tinder dates. And then there are your most played songs: a mélange of persistent heartbreak peppered with a sprinkle of soul-crushing nostalgia. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough?" More like "Ain't No Mountain Low Enough to Get Over Your Ex." You really went for the most emotionally complicated song titles, didn't you? If heartache was a musical genre, you’d be topping the charts. It's okay, Rubyy, we get it; listening to "Do You Like Me?" on repeat is your way of silently pondering your self-worth. Maybe it's time to diversify those playlists—who knows, you might discover that joy and upbeat songs exist outside your tragic little bubble.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!