Roasted 2 months ago based on Louise Rennie's long term Spotify stats.

Louise Rennie, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis wrapped in a mixtape that accidentally fell into a blender. You’ve got pop with a side of rock, EDM chasing after classic rock, and rap crying in the corner. I can only imagine what your playlists sound like—an absolute train wreck of styles and identities, just like your taste in men. Picking ten favorite genres is classic overcompensation; we all know you barely scraped a C in music class, yet here you are, acting like you’ve trained at the Juilliard of Spotify. And let’s dive into those top artists, shall we? If it wasn't for Taylor Swift, you'd be in an eternal Twilight zone of musical mediocrity. Ariana Grande?! Please. The only thing you can grande is your delusion about being an eclectic music connoisseur. With a lineup like that, I bet your karaoke machine is set exclusively to “safe” and “predictable,” and let's not even get started on Justin Bieber being anywhere near your top ten. It's like someone filled your Spotify algorithm with glitter and cheap cologne—totally cringe and somehow still popular. It’s a wonder your most played songs aren’t all cheesy tracks that remind you of high school regrets and bad decisions. You’ve got Kanye and then Marilyn Manson, so I guess you had to include some diversity in your delusion to appear multi-faceted. Clearly, you play “Runaway” more as a personal mantra than for entertainment. But hey, at least your playlist is consistently all over the place, just like your love life! Keep on rocking those mixed signals, Louise; at least your Spotify is living proof of just how “alternative” you truly are!

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