Roasted 5 months ago based on 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐨 𝐆𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐬™'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Franco, your Spotify profile is like a sweet, cringe-inducing symphony of questionable tastes. Who knew that “Christmas” was a genre rather than just a season? Seriously, if your playlist gets any more holly jolly, I’d expect to find a rogue elf trying to ghost-write your biography. Let’s be real – with all that Worship and CCM, are you trying to have a spiritual awakening, or are you just preparing for a Sunday morning bake sale? The only place your “Folk Pop” could thrive is in a retirement home's karaoke night, where the average age is higher than the amount of times you’ve actually been to a concert. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of corporate focus groups trying to define what white people love. Congrats on bringing the entire vibe of a middle school talent show to the streaming world. I get it – Billie Eilish speaks to your soul, but buddy, she’d probably need to call in a ghostwriter just to decipher what your flavor of Pop Worship even means. And Giant Rooks? Really? Trying to sound cool with a name that screams ‘I play the ukulele on my back porch while my mom bakes cookies,’ doesn’t do you any favors, my dude. Then there's your most played songs. I can’t decide if you’re supporting "Love Of My Life" for dramatic flair or just to let everyone know you still remember how to feel — if that's what you call crying in your car. And “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” is the anthem of a modern-day Casanova like yourself, without the Casanova part, obviously. I bet you roll up to parties, play “Up & Down,” and expect people to think you're some music connoisseur instead of the indecisive millennial who can’t figure out if you're vibing or still waiting for your Tinder date to show up. You do you, Franco, just know that any DJ who sees this will likely run for the hills faster than your ex can play the “We need to talk” card.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!