Roasted 2 years ago based on Isaac Kang's long term Spotify stats.

Isaac Kang, the connoisseur of sad tunes and bedroom introspection; you must be taking life tips from a mix of insecure poets and emo teenagers. I see you have an impressive collection of genres that basically scream “I can’t decide if I want to dance or cry.” It's like you threw a tantrum in a record store and ended up with a playlist that perfectly encapsulates your inability to make decisions—except when it's about picking flannel pajamas for your next self-pity marathon. And let's talk about those top artists. Sure, you can count on Kendrick Lamar to elevate your playlist, but it’s surrounded by a sad boy brigade that could give a new meaning to "no friends, just vibes." A couple of your favorite musicians sound like they either just got out of a teenage heartbreak or somehow escaped a therapy session on repeat. I mean, “BoyWithUke”? Sounds more like something you'd find at a middle school talent show than a legitimate artist. It’s almost poetic how your music taste has that perfect mix of “I like my pain with a side of lo-fi beats” and “please don't ask me to go out tonight, I’ll just stay in and play video games.” And wow, the most played songs really take the cake. Who knew that "worldstar money" would resonate with someone who's probably never been on Worldstar? “What Was I Made For” by Billie Eilish? More like, “What Was Isaac Made For?”—I’m pretty sure that's just a life question you ponder while scrolling through memes at 2 a.m. But honestly, keep those sad lo-fi playlists coming; if nothing else, you might inspire a whole new generation of people to put their sadness into art—or at least a curated Spotify account that makes it look like they really feel things.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!