Roasted 4 months ago based on l1l1th's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, l1l1th. Your Spotify profile screams “I peaked in high school” louder than the shrieking synths of your beloved hyperpop. With a playlist that sounds like a rave hosted by a caffeinated squirrel, I can’t help but wonder if your taste in music is a cry for help or just an elaborate prank on everyone who has to endure it. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I felt my brain turning to mush listening to your choice of tracks, I’d be rich enough to hire a DJ who actually knows what they’re doing. Your top artists sound like a group of random characters you’d find in a poorly written fanfiction. I can only imagine the sheer joy you feel while screaming “kets4eki!” like they’re your lifelong best friend who’s about to reveal their biggest secret. Spoiler alert: It would just be more loops of electronic chaos that would make even a robot judge your sanity. And let me just say, no one should have "high as fuck" on repeat unless they’re going for the vibe of “lost in a grocery store after 3 AM.” As for your most played songs, I can only picture you dancing like no one’s watching... because they’re all too horrified to be in the same room. It's like you’ve chosen a soundtrack for an existential crisis and convinced yourself it’s a party. I mean, “let’s get paid!” could be your life motto, but let’s be real; your streaming habits are more like “please pay attention to me!” It's a miracle you haven’t fainted from the sheer high-energy assault your playlists bring. Who needs actual self-reflection and depth when you can just hit repeat on “money n drugs,” right? Keep working on that unique taste, buddy!
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