Roasted 2 years ago based on Hoek's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Hoek, where do I even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that somehow ended up on a mid-winter solo camping trip. Pop? Emo? Pop Punk? Are you trying to recreate the soundtrack for a coming-of-age movie that nobody would dare to watch? Let’s just admit it: your musical taste is a confusing combination of “I’m sad that nobody loves me” and “I’m also kind of peppy about it.” You could have a PhD in emotional whiplash with all those genres trying to play nice! Your top artists list looks like a gathering of exes at a therapy session. Taylor Swift, My Chemical Romance, and Harry Styles? It’s like you’re collectively assembling a “Most Likely to Cry at Karaoke” group. The way you cling to Louis Tomlinson like the last lifebuoy at a sinking merch ship is commendable yet cringe. At least mix in some classic rock; I hear the Beatles don’t take long U-turns every five minutes. Seriously, you could save yourself from embarrassment by including a little bit of everything you claim to be into instead of a complete emotional breakdown masquerading as a playlist. And then there's your "Most Played Songs." “Young Blood - Acoustic” and “No Pity for a Coward”? You know that you can have a personality that isn’t exclusively high school drama, right? Sure, “It’s a Family Movie She Hates Her Dad” speaks to your inner angst, but let’s be real: it sounds like your playlist should come with a trigger warning! Maybe work on diversifying those bops because right now, your music taste reads more like a cautionary tale about how not to cope with your feelings. But hey, at least you’ve committed to that emo aesthetic—if only it could distract people from your questionable playlist.

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