Roasted 9 months ago based on Anni 🤍's long term Spotify stats.

Anni, sweetheart, your Spotify playlist reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis for a very confused toddler. Who knew that bingeing on German Hip Hop and Gregorian Chant would become a thing you just *had* to explore? If your musical taste were a snack, it’d be a weirdly flavored fruit roll-up: part tropical, part house, with a generous sprinkle of confusion and a hint of what-could-have-been. What's next? Smooth Jazz with a side of heavy metal? And speaking of your top artists, it’s impressive that you managed to cram in *so* much RAF Camora into that list. I mean, if loving his music were a job, you’d be the CEO by now. Let's face it: it looks like you were trying to create a *“most played”* list based on who has the most syllables in their names. I can already hear your headphones screaming for variety while you pretend to be a curator instead of just another music obsessive riding the coattails of the same three artists. "Maxwell"? More like “Maxwell who?” Then there’s your song selection - a real gem of choices! Your eight different versions of "Connected" by RAF Camora could be evidence in court for music addiction. And “Hochspannung”? Are you trying to invoke some kind of voltage to light up your music taste? There’s dancing, and then there’s doing the electric slide off a cliff. Here’s a thought: maybe explore a new genre or two? Who knows, you might even discover that there’s a whole wide world of *actual variety* out there beyond the German rap garden you’re clearly living in!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!