Roasted 2 months ago based on lwt's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, lwt, your Spotify profile is like a musical therapy session that went terribly wrong. One minute, you're getting in touch with your spiritual side with some Bhajans, and the next you're headbanging to Slipknot like you’re trying to drown out the haunting melody of your life choices. Talk about a playlist that sounds like a mid-life crisis trying to find itself between a temple and a mosh pit. Seriously, your taste is so eclectic that I can’t tell if you’re a spiritual guru or just confused. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder date that swiped right on every genre available. One moment you're vibing with Anuradha Paudwal dropping verses about divine intervention, and the next you’re yelling "Chop Suey!" with System of a Down. It's like your brain took a joyride on a cultural roller coaster and forgot to get off at any of the stops. Newsflash: it’s okay to enjoy both 'Kalank' and 'Korn' but trying to blend them like a smoothie just makes me question your life decisions on a quantum level. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. Who knew you could summon the all-powerful forces of the universe one minute and then freak out your neighbors with some Nu Metal the next? "Om Maha Laxmi Namo Namah" followed by "Duality"? You’re really trying to establish that you’ve got the ultimate playlist to summon both enlightenment and chaos at the same time. I just want to know, are you channeling inner peace or throwing epic tantrums in your living room? Either way, I think it's about time you consider therapy—because clearly, your Spotify is having an identity crisis.

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