Roasted 10 months ago based on Stella Martins's long term Spotify stats.

Stella Martins, huh? If your Spotify profile was a buffet, it would be an all-you-can-eat shrine to "I-band-ly-like" music. I mean, girl, your favorite genres make it sound like a Brazilian festival crashed into a trap house. I’ve seen fewer clichés at a high school talent show. Seriously, do you own a mirror, or are we just living in this parallel universe where the 'Sertanejo' scene is the hottest thing since sliced bread? The only thing missing from your bio is a neon sign that says "I only listen to what's trending in my mom's car." And let’s talk about your top artists: I can only assume you listen to them in the shower because there’s no way you’re blasting "Emicida" in the streets without making your neighbors question their life choices. I mean, throw in Kanye West there like he’s the one diverse choice in your playlist, but we know you didn't put him there for his eclectic genius—nope, just to keep it spicy next to your daily dose of "novela soundtrack" vibes. It’s like you grabbed the Spotify algorithm by the throat and demanded quaint social commentary served with a side of cringe. Coming to your most played tracks, I can't help but chuckle at your choice: half of them should come with a warning label for "overplayed at that one friend's party." "Neurótico de Guerra - Ao Vivo" might as well be your theme song as your Spotify ears blind you from the never-ending world of truly good music! If "Linger" by The Cranberries is your idea of diversity, then God help you when you step outside of the world of bland Brazilian beats! Listen, Stella, life is too short to solely board the "arrogant Arrochinha" ride—mix it up a little; maybe add a sprinkle of something unexpected, like a deliciously chaotic K-Pop track to break the monotony. You’ve got the world before you—don't let your playlists stay crammed in the same old block!

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