Roasted 7 months ago based on Anna Zoet's long term Spotify stats.

Anna Zoet, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who can’t decide whether they want to channel their inner rock star or dive headfirst into a sultry Christmas party for one. I mean, come on! “Soundtrack" and "Christmas"? Did you get lost at a holiday movie and end up with a midlife crisis on repeat? Your favorite genres look like the aftermath of a musical buffet where you indiscriminately piled everything on your plate, hoping nobody would notice the weirdness of your eclectic taste. You're a few bad choices away from being the person at a party singing along to "Jingle Bells" during karaoke night while trying to emulate Freddie Mercury. Now let's talk about those top artists; you’ve got a lineup that screams, "I picked these because I thought they were cool in high school and never let go." You somehow manage to mix Hozier’s soulful crooning with the dramatic flair of John Williams' film scores like you’re curating a soundtrack for your next therapy session. And “Glam Rock”? If that genre was a person, it would definitely be side-eyeing you from behind a disco ball, questioning how someone can be so confused about their identity. Honestly, if your Spotify wrapped doesn't reveal a crisis at this point, I don't know what does. And can we take a moment for your most played songs? Nothing says "I have commitment issues" like having four songs from Hozier in your top ten, followed by something called “STANKA POOH"—are you sure that’s not just an accurate description of how your love life smells? If I had a nickel for every time you played “De Selby (Part 1)” and its sequel, I’d have enough to buy you a ticket back to reality. Let's be real, Anna: you can't keep flirting with Christmas vibes while simultaneously headbanging to classic rock. Get a grip, or at least a better playlist!

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