Roasted 1 year ago based on Eduardo's long term Spotify stats.

Eduardo, huh? With a musical taste that’s more confused than a toddler with a puzzle, your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres that threw a party and forgot to clean up. We get it; you’re the human embodiment of “why choose one when you can have absolutely none of the mainstream.” From Reggaeton to Bolero, you’re jamming to the sound of cultural identity crisis, every playlist like a “choose your own adventure” but with zero actual direction. Maybe next time you’re looking to vibe, you should ask your music for directions instead of just throwing random genres in one chaotic jam session. Let's dive into your top artists – it’s like you hit shuffle on the "most obscure" playlist. If Spotify had a “Partners in Mediocrity” section, you’d be the poster child. Ayax y Prok? More like Ayax y “procrastination” since it seems like you’re always living in the past. And don’t even get me started on Cartel De Santa. Even their fans blink in disbelief that these guys are still around while people like you are out here pulling them into the mainstream spotlight again. Your profile is just a hipster paradise where your only friends are those who also failed to pass music class. And that playlist? It’s a rollercoaster ride through a car crash of sounds! “Tirando Flow Sesh #6”? What happened to the other five? Was the sixth one enough to rank you as the world’s most indecisive music lover? "MARTILLAZO" might as well be the soundtrack to you getting hammered off a party that you weren’t even invited to. Look, Eduardo, if your Spotify wrapped ever hits “Most Likely to Create a Confused Mood,” consider that your artistically branded trophy. Do the world a favor and take a moment to rethink your life choices before you add any more “cringe” to your playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!