Roasted 2 years ago based on Dżeralt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Dżeralt, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis in a hot topic store. With genres like "Candy Pop" nestled next to "Post-Grunge," it’s clear you’re still trying to figure out if you're a rebellious teenager or if you just lost a bet with your inner child. Rock and metal aren’t just music categories for you; they’re a desperate cry for help, plastered behind layers of frosting in your Candy Pop obsession, like a sad piñata no one wants to hit. Your top artists list is a treasure trove of desperation that could only be conjured by someone who still believes Avril Lavigne never stopped being punk. I mean seriously, have you looked in a mirror lately, Bon Jovi? We love a classic, but are you sure your soul isn't somewhere still trapped in a 2003 teen movie? The modern music scene is out there, and you’re dragging us back into the '90s like an unwilling time traveler who forgot to set the dial right. It’s not nostalgia if it’s just sad at this point. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Summer Of '69,” really? What a bold move to be that guy who romanticizes a year when you likely hadn’t even figured out how to ride a bike without training wheels. With songs like “Africa” by TOTO and “In the End” by Linkin Park, we can only assume you're trying to summon some kind of music essence to give meaning to your existence. Just remember, it's okay to move on from songs about the pain of youth; sometimes it’s even better to face the existential dread with, I don’t know, literally anything else. Do better, my friend!

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