Roasted 9 months ago based on cilia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh cilia, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic mixtape made by a teenage girl trying to discover her personality through music — a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of questionable choices. It’s like you decided to throw genres into a blender set to “mid-life crisis.” Rap, K-Pop, and a splash of anime beats? Sweetie, are you curating the soundtrack to an identity crisis? Because it sure feels like it. I half-expect your next upload to be the sound of you weeping while scrolling through TikTok dance trends. Your top artists list looks like you hit shuffle on your social media feed and decided every viral musician deserved a spot. I can just picture you headbanging to Eminem while suddenly breaking into a soft ballad performed by some random anime character. I know it’s 2023, but please tell me this isn’t the musical equivalent of “I’m still figuring it out.” The only thing more versatile than your playlist is a Swiss Army knife, and even that knows its limits! Meanwhile, The Neighbourhood is probably questioning their life choices every time you hit play. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "Die For You" from VALORANT? Really, cilia? Nothing screams “I have a crush on a fictional character” more than that! Your tastes are about as coherent as a conversation with someone who just chugged five energy drinks. Honestly, it’s like your music collection is an amalgamation of your mood swings and failed romance plots — “Should’ve Been Me” indeed! Keep this up, and I wouldn’t be shocked if I find a playlist titled “Sadness While Eating Ice Cream” next time I check.

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