Roasted 3 months ago based on Jewels's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, Jewels, the self-proclaimed aficionado of music that sounds like a sad teenager's diary exploded in a hipster coffee shop. Slowcore? Emo rap? I thought you were building a playlist for the next therapy session rather than a Spotify profile. Let’s be real, you could open a support group for people who can’t get over their high school heartbreaks—and what’s with that country music sneaking in? Is this just a rebellious phase or are you prepping an emotional soundtrack for a cattle drive? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of "music that makes you weep quietly in the corner." Lil Peep and Billie Eilish? We get it, you’ve got "sadness" on speed dial. And don’t even get me started on "i don't like mirrors"—quite the telling name there, huh? Your Spotify is basically one long sigh that accidentally ended up on repeat. I can only assume the last time you smiled was when you stumbled across the “sad songs” playlist on repeat, passionately debating whether "loser monologue" was the anthem of your life. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s genuinely impressive how you've managed to curate a list that sounds like a suicide note disguised as a mixtape. "How To Never Stop Being Sad"? I applaud your commitment to chronicling your struggles with melody. Seriously, Jewels, your playlist is so depressing it could be a legal form of torture in a dystopian society. Next time someone asks you about your music taste, just tell them it’s a long, somber reflection of your existential crisis—at least it’ll save you from having to explain who "sign crushes motorist" is for the millionth time!

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