Roasted 3 months ago based on yvann's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, yvann, your Spotify profile is like a confused teenager's diary—an awkward mix of self-discovery and cringeworthy attempts at depth. Phonk and Brazilian Phonk? Nice try, but listening to these genres won’t make you sound “cultured.” You might as well be in a never-ending battle with your own identity, hopping from hyperpop to drill like it's the latest TikTok dance craze. I hope you’re not expecting to impress anyone at parties with that “eclectic” playlist of yours. It’s almost as if you took musical influence from a random Spotify algorithm and hit shuffle on your personality. Your top artists are even more of a mess than your playlist! With acts like DJZRX and Sayfalse, I'm beginning to wonder if you just threw names into a hat and called it a day. I mean, Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar? Okay, solid choices... but they probably regret being mentioned in the same breath as "Himitsu da yo" and "Cigarettes out the Window." Just how deep do you want to go into your own hipster hole? Because at this point, it feels like you're trying so hard to be “unique” that you’ve dissolved into a puddle of musical indecision. And while we're on the subject of your “most played” songs, how exactly does one go from the elegant "Dark Red" by Steve Lacy to "Cuando se te moja la tarea 3 - Ultra Slowed"? Whatever that is, I'm pretty sure it's your music taste begging you for some mercy. Honestly, it’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack to a fever dream while having a midlife crisis in your twenties. Here’s a suggestion: just hit delete on your playlists, unplug from the impulse to be “different,” and start over with a mix that actually makes sense. Trust me, your ears will thank you later!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!