Roasted 2 years ago based on Draco's long term Spotify stats.

Draco, looking at your Spotify profile feels like I stumbled into a hipster’s fever dream. With a favorite genre list that reads like a high school art project gone wrong—Indie, Comic, Otacore? Really? It’s as if you took every obscure genre you could find, threw them into a blender, and hit ‘frappé’ while wearing your favorite beanie. “Weirdcore” sounds fitting because that’s exactly how I feel scrolling through this curious collection of confused musical choices. Congratulations on curating the perfect soundtrack for a midlife crisis that hasn’t happened yet! Your top artists play like a wacky scavenger hunt through the internet, and I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry. Ninja Sex Party and Jorge Rivera-Herrans? Talk about a sonic clash—like mixing pickles and chocolate and calling it gourmet. You’ve crafted a lineup that seems expertly designed to clear a room faster than a fire alarm. “Fish in a Birdcage” might be the only artist listed here that can capture the essence of your musical taste—their sound perfectly encapsulates drowning while trapped inside your own Spotify algorithm. As for your most played songs, wow, who knew that your playlist was sponsored by emotional confusion? “Death Metal” right next to “Time in a Bottle” is a level of whiplash I didn’t know was possible. And mixing Rammstein with Mac DeMarco? Buddy, this isn’t a personal playlist; it’s a cluster of identity crises begging for therapy. So keep blasting those eclectic jams and remember: You can always change your taste, but you alone can be the soundtrack to your own cringe. Happy listening, you beautiful mess!

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