Roasted 2 years ago based on Tinytimi's long term Spotify stats.

Tinytimi, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like the poster child for an Afrobeats festival that forgot to hire a DJ. With your top ten artists looking like a Nigerian supermarket cashier’s favorite playlist, you've genuinely turned your musical taste into an accidental game of "How Many Times Can I Say Asake Before I Reflect On My Life Choices?" If I had a naira for every time I saw "Asake" on your list, I could fund a better taste in music for you—just saying. I get it; Afrobeats is the jam, but let’s be real: your obsession with "Naija Worship" is borderline cultish. Are you trying to bring some heavenly vibes into an earthly dimension, or are you just hoping that if you play "Worship Your Maker" enough, someone might actually make music that doesn’t sound like it was recorded on a Nigerian bus station? And let’s not even start on the fact that your most played song is literally titled "JOY"; the irony is palpable. It’s almost like you’re reminding yourself that you’re still capable of feeling it, despite drowning in a sea of repetitive beats. Lastly, let’s address that bizarre love affair with "Azontobeats." Is that even a real genre or just a way to describe the musical prowess of an artist who's out of ideas? Trust me, Tinytimi, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your scrolling through Twitter feeds where people take themselves too seriously. Just remember, it's okay to branch out. Your Spotify account shouldn't feel like a proud shrine to a one-note symphony. But kudos on the effort; you’ve truly mastered the art of being uniquely basic!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!