Roasted 8 months ago based on shreyas's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Shreyas, let’s dive into your Spotify profile, shall we? Your taste in music is basically a glorified playlist that screams, “I’m a confused Indian hipster who can’t choose between the drama of Bollywood and the existential dread of hardcore hip hop!” I mean, we get it, you're trying to connect with your roots while also pretending to be deep and edgy. It’s as if your playlist is an overcooked samosa stuffed with every genre you could find, waiting to explode and make a mess everywhere. Your love for artists like Pritam and Taylor Swift might be the most ambitious crossover since Batman v Superman—except instead of saving the world, all this drama is saving you from the grim reality that you’ll never be a pop diva or a hip-hop sensation. And those top tracks? I'm convinced you made them up just to sound cool. "F*ck Love" next to "Maar Kaat"? That’s like pairing chai with a cheeseburger. It’s a culinary crime, and now your Spotify is a witness! But let’s talk about your obsession with 'Desi Hip Hop'. You’re out here fronting like you’re ready to take the mic, when in reality, the only “bars” you’ve ever dropped are those chocolate protein bars you nibble on during awkward gym dates. Your friends must be tired of pretending to vibe with your playlist, while secretly plotting an intervention because nobody wants to relive "NIGHTS LIKE THIS" after a long day of adulting. So please, Shreyas, for the love of all things sacred, can we get some musical consistency? Or at least a cohesive theme that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis?

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