Roasted 6 months ago based on Lehirjosua's long term Spotify stats.

Lehirjosua, your Spotify profile is like a hip hop encyclopedia written by a middle schooler who just discovered their dad's old record collection. It’s all “Old School” this and “G-Funk” that, like someone just threw every classic rap label in a blender and hit “generate.” At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your favorite genre was "Rap Anchors" or "Crossover Jazz Fusion," given the way you cling to mainstream nostalgia like it’s a life preserver. If I had a dollar for every time you cued up "93 'Til Infinity," I'd be able to afford a therapy session for your poor taste. Considering your top artists, it seems your music library is less about exploration and more about reverence for the deceased. Seriously, it’s like you’re trying to start a rap museum with all these legends—news flash: they can’t drop new songs, but I guess that’s where “favors” by “Blackedy” comes in. It’s almost as if you think jamming the same ten artists will magically unlock cool points. Spoiler alert: it's not working. You might as well have "Hit that nostalgic button" tattooed across your forehead; it’s become your personal brand. Lastly, your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a cringe compilation—each track more predictable than the last. "The World Is Yours"? We get it, you think you’re deep. Meanwhile, with tracks like "choklad" by "BBC Flash," I’m just trying to figure out if you’re curating a list of songs to make your friends roll their eyes. You really need some fresh playlists, Lehirjosua. At this point, it seems like your Spotify is just an elaborate cover for your secret mission to single-handedly revive the dusty old flavors of hip hop. Step it up or you might find yourself trapped in some lame 90’s time warp where your only friends are the ones who haven't heard of Spotify yet!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists