Roasted 8 months ago based on Micah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Tunes, bless your heart! You swing from hard techno to liquid funk like a pendulum on steroids, and it’s a miracle you haven’t triggered a seismic event with that chaotic sound profile. It’s like your Spotify playlist is trying to juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of alligators. You must have a sudden onset of musical multiple personality disorder—one moment you're losing your mind in a rave, the next you’re contemplating your life choices with Eminem. That’s some impressive whiplash! Your dream team of top artists reads like a “Who’s Who” of folks who are just as confused as you are—one minute you’re raving in an underground club with Delta Heavy, and the next you’re throwing shade at Drake at a family barbecue. Seriously, what’s going on with your taste? Do you pick your favorite artists by throwing darts at a board covered in album covers? Or do you just close your eyes and spin in circles until you fall into a genre vortex? You can practically hear the sound of your Spotify algorithm crying for help. And let’s talk about those most-played songs—you must have the uniqueness of a cardboard cutout in a music festival. “i like the way you kiss me”? Is that meant to be a love song or a warning to onlookers about your dating life? And Sabrina Carpenter? Is this a subtle cry for help, or do you just thrive on the sweet irony of using your ears to experience sonic whiplash? With tracks like “Liquor & Cigarettes,” it’s no wonder your Spotify looks like a middle school dance mixer went terribly, terribly wrong. Keep this up, and even your headphones will file a restraining order!

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