Roasted 6 months ago based on LEESY's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, LEESY, the proud curator of “Maximal Sadness” with a sprinkle of gym-class nostalgia. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a melodramatic film where the main character is just really, really bummed about 1984, yet somehow still manages to have an existential crisis at a French house party. It's adorable how you somehow managed to cram every genre that screams “I had a rough adolescence” into your favorites, and then decided to mix it with a bizarre obsession with the chemical imbalances of nu metal and post-punk—it's like you’re trying to make "Doomscrolling: The Musical." Your top artists are the perfect reflection of your personality: a chaotic mix of pretentiousness and missed opportunities. I mean, Viagra Boys? You really thought that would give you a bigger 'game'? Maybe you should take some advice from the title of your most played song: “Complicated Game.” Just admit it, the only reason you stream that is because it hits so close to home—like a heavy reminder of your high school days spent writing poetry that only your mom could appreciate. And while Daft Punk is a solid choice, regrettably, they also seem to be the only group on your list that knows how to actually produce a dance hit, which is apparently against your artistic beliefs. Let's talk about your playlists, or as I like to call them, “How Many Times Can You Cry in One Day?” You’ve got XTC dominating your most played songs like they owe you rent, and “Supergirl” is your anthem? Next thing we know, you'll be cutting out pictures of kittens and gluing them to the walls of your sad little studio apartment. The irony of having "Girls & Boys" on repeat while you're somehow more single than a flip phone in a TikTok world truly takes some next-level talent. But hey, keep up the good work, LEESY; at least you're contributing to the world's supply of cringeworthy sad playlists—someone's got to do it!

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