Roasted 1 year ago based on igor's long term Spotify stats.

Igor, your Spotify profile looks like the identity crisis of every suburban teen who just discovered that ironic mustaches and guitar riffs can mask a deep, unending fear of adulthood. Sure, you might think "Italian Trap" is the hidden gem of the music world, but let’s be honest: it’s like finding out your favorite pizza place uses expired mozzarella. Your genre list reads like you started a band in your high school’s art class and just forgot to stop adding tags. "Melodic Rap"? Dude, that sounds like a missed connection with your therapist—"[Melodic Rap] if you can hear me, I need a ride from all this confusion!" Your top artists tell a story, Igor, and that story is “lost in translation.” If I wanted to hear a random collection of names that sound like they could also double as a list of ingredients for energy drink side effects, I’d just raid my local gas station. Kid Yugi? Rkomi? It’s like your Spotify is sponsored by the Italian equivalent of a third-rate Dragon Ball fan club. Lil Uzi Vert must be shaking his head, silently judging you from his throne as you jump from one hype train to another without ever landing on your own music taste. As for your most played songs, they read more like a playlist for a sentimental high school breakup than anything groundbreaking. "Dimmi Che C'è"? If that’s supposed to be an anthem, I hope your ex called to check if you’re okay after you played it on repeat. Honestly, with choices like "Bibidi Bobidi Bu," you might as well throw on a turtleneck and start transcribing the lyrics into a diary like you're auditioning for a role in a coming-of-age film. So here’s a toast to your Spotify: may your next musical exploration lead you out of this eclectic nightmare and into the light of actual talent!

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