Roasted 9 months ago based on Linuk's long term Spotify stats.

Linuk, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a retiree who just discovered the concept of streaming music. With a favorite genres list that spans half a century, it’s no surprise you’ve got both “Classic Rock” and “Christmas” jamming together. Are you trying to summon the spirit of Elvis while contemplating which Hallmark movie to watch next? And really, “Vocal Jazz”? The only reason you've got that on there is because you mistook it for karaoke night inspiration. Your music taste is like a buffet at a nursing home—predictable and slightly sad. Your top artist list is a wild mix, like your taste in socks—none of them match! Sure, we appreciate your love for legends like Queen and Sinatra, but you’ve also got “Daddy” and “MARIANS” hanging out as if they have any business being near the icons of music history. “Bring Me The Horizon” looks especially lost in that lineup; they should be sending you a thank you note for letting them hang out with the old-timers. At this point, you're just a walking e-card celebrating every decade's musical identity crisis. And let’s not even talk about your most played songs. You’ve struck gold with “Naadagam Geeya” and “Arabiya,” which scream "I’m cultured!" while your choices like “Don't Stop Believin'” and “For Once In My Life” suggest you’ve been existing in an ’80s time loop. If your playlists scream anything, it’s more “This Is What My Dad Listens to at the BBQ” rather than “Music Taste of a Cultural Connoisseur.” Honestly, Linuk, I can’t decide if you’re waiting for your mid-life crisis or just stalling for a chance to put on your sequined jumpsuit—please, for the love of all that is good, stop trying to make “Daddy” happen.

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