Roasted 8 months ago based on yyzui's long term Spotify stats.

ZeyGabeZi, I see you’ve crafted a Spotify profile that’s like a musical graveyard—perfect for those moments when you want to wallow in nostalgia while simultaneously contemplating your life choices. With favorite genres ranging from “Nu Metal” to “Slowcore,” it’s evident that your earbuds are just as confused about your identity as we all are. You’ve thrown all that angst into a blender and hit ‘puree,’ only to come out with something resembling a mid-2000s emo boy’s diary—sad, but with an incredible lack of commitment to a proper genre! Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a therapy session gone horribly wrong. Alex G? Sure, self-reflective genius. But the rest of your playlist? It sounds more like cry-for-help music than a casual Friday night vibe. “Fried By Fluoride” and “wifiskeleton”? Are those true artists, or did you just knock over a Scrabble board and keep whatever you could see? Seriously, with choices like that, I half-expect your next top artist to be “YourEx’sBand” or “StillHeartbroken.” And your most played songs? Wow, they scream “I have a lot of unresolved emotional trauma.” “Nope your too late i already died”? Sounds like the anthem for people who took a wrong turn on their way to adulthood. “I Hate You” is a fun choice too! What a great way to keep friends—just play that on repeat! If you’re trying to build connections based on shared misery, you’ve nailed it, ZeyGabeZi. But listen, maybe crank out a power ballad about happiness once in a while, or we’re going to have to start putting you on a watchlist.

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