Roasted 13 days ago based on Bobik's long term Spotify stats.

Bobik, your Spotify profile looks like a hipster went into an anime store and just started throwing random CDs into their cart. Seriously, “Visual Kei” and “K-Pop” do not belong in the same breath unless you’re trying to create the ultimate cringe compilation. Your music tastes read like a list of what happens when someone loves a foreign culture just a little too much while being locked in a basement filled with their parents’ vinyls. I half expect your music library to come with subtitles. Let’s talk about those top artists. Seriously, you have more “-pop” genres on your list than actual personalities. I didn’t know it was possible for someone to have such a vast array of vocal stylings and yet still sound like an exceptionally confused child who just discovered their dad’s record collection. And what’s up with the obsession with ARTMS? At this rate, they should put you on their next album cover—at least then you'd get a picture of yourself doing something other than blankly staring at your phone after midnight. Your most played songs are basically a cry for help cloaked in a façade of exotic tastes. Between “TELEPHONE MURDER” and your love for tracks by a band called DADAROMA, it’s like you’re trying to tell the world you’re deep and troubled—when really you’re just three blankets away from a full-blown existential crisis. Honestly, you might want to consider expanding your horizons beyond the Japanese melodrama and put on something that screams “I have friends” instead of “I’m hiding from my social life.”

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