Roasted 2 months ago based on Vivi_💕's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Vivi_💖, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary that got trapped in a time loop! First of all, let’s discuss your favorite genres—there are so many that I half-expect to find a Spotify playlist titled “Vivi's Kitchen Sink of Musical Regrets.” K-Pop? Check. Pop? Check. Afrobeats? Sure, we’ll throw that in there because why not? You’ve basically created an audition tape for the next season of ‘Which Genre Can Confuse My Friends the Most.’ And let’s not forget the Turkish Pop—because obviously, the only thing that could top a love song in multiple languages is one sung in a language that no one around you speaks. Your taste is so eclectic, I can’t tell if you’re scouting for exotic sounds or just trying to keep the playlist as confused as possible. Now, the top artist list—Vivi, darling, I hope you realize that having “BOYNEXTDOOR” dominate your top ten is less of a music taste and more of a desperate cry for some fresh air. If I had a dollar for every time you listened to them, I could hire a therapist to help you move past this unhealthy obsession. Just remember, there's a whole world of music out there beyond those handful of artists. Yet, here you are, singing “Dear. My Darling” while ignoring half the musical universe. Let’s hope your musical horizon expands past this “next door” situation before they end up as your life’s soundtrack! And finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. If I had to rank your musical choices, “BOYNEXTDOOR” would land at the top, followed by “WTF did I just listen to?” Is there even a song in your library that doesn’t involve emotional turmoil or virtual heartbreak? Honestly, at this point, your Spotify has filed a restraining order against any upbeat or positive songs. So, here’s a proposal: maybe try listening to something new—like Bach, or heck, even the sounds of a washing machine might restore some sanity into that playlist. A little variety might do wonders, Vivi!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!