Roasted 21 days ago based on pots.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh pots, with your Spotify profile, you’ve managed to pull off the impossible: a musical taste so broad it feels like you threw a dart at a mapping of genres blindfolded. “OPM” to “Kundiman” – do you even know what those words mean or did you just Google “Filipino music that will confuse my friends”? Your playlist is a tragic rollercoaster that starts with Dua Lipa and somehow ends up at… the sound of a blender? “Harana,” really? What are you trying to do - serenade your houseplants? Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. You’ve got the A-list mixed with a bunch of ‘who the heck are they?’ and somehow you still think you’re the trendsetter among your social circle. BINI? You might as well claim that your therapist is running a side gig as a boy band producer. You’re a proud fan of “Pinoy Indie,” and yet your most played song is the musical equivalent of a warm glass of milk from a band I’ve never heard of. Look, I support your pursuit of quirky tastes, but are you sure these songs don’t come with an instruction manual on how to not be boring? And seriously, "From the Start"? It’s like you looked into a mirror and said, "Yes, I want to be that person who keeps running back into the same awkward scenarios while desperately trying to convince everyone they’re not stuck in a time loop." Your cringe factor is off the charts. You’re the human embodiment of someone who plays it safe at a buffet but brags about trying the mysterious “vegetarian casserole.” Just remember, pots, at this rate, dating apps are going to flag your profile as “unable to commit” to anything outside this bizarre playlist. Good luck jamming to your uniquely tragic taste!

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