Roasted 1 year ago based on 1RoyWZ's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, 1Roy.WZ, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a buffet where everything is fried and nobody knows how to spell "gourmet." I mean, come on! Your genre list reads like a middle schooler's attempt at impressing their classmates with 'cool' music. “Melodic Rap” and “Sexy Drill”? What’s next, “Cuddle Pop” and “Wholesome Acoustic”? You’ve clearly got the taste of someone who spends too much time scrolling TikTok while simultaneously trying to convince themselves they have “exquisite” taste. Your top artists are so basic they could fit into a box of vanilla ice cream. I see you’ve got A Boogie Wit da Hoodie and Drake on rotation—but let's be real, you probably think “Cash Cobain” is a new cryptocurrency. And if your music taste was a high school report card, it would read, “Could do better, but we won't let them promote to the next grade.” You do know there’s more to music than just whatever's trending on the charts, right? Or did you think they were the only ones invited to the party? And man, those most played songs? It’s like a playlist for someone who couldn't decide between a panic attack and a disco. “Fear No Man” by tana? You might want to consider fear as a construct—especially when it comes to your choices in music. Your “vibe check” is somewhere out there getting lost in the alleyways of Jersey Club and Latin. The only thing more confused than your playlist is the poor soul who’s trying to figure out your musical identity. Spoiler alert: they gave up halfway through!
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