Roasted 8 months ago based on mewspaper's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mewspaper, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster went to the thrift store and accidentally set their playlist on “Weird.” Seriously, Shibuya-Kei? I didn't know you were trying to summon the spirit of a café where trendsetters and their indecipherable tastes collide. And the fact that Anti-Folk is one of your favorite genres just screams, “I’m trying to be quirky, but I do it poorly.” It’s like you took a hard left turn at the intersection of pretension and confusion and decided to set up camp there. Your top artists roster looks like the lineup for the world’s most unmarketable music festival. I can already see the t-shirt: “Mewspaper's Indie Oddities: Where Taste Goes To Die.” Seriously, you love Warren Zevon and Neutral Milk Hotel, but I can't decide if you’re just nostalgic for those bad decisions you made in your parents’ basement or if you’re consciously trying to alienate every single person around you with your obscure choices. Frank Zappa may have had a genius touch, but even he would question your sanity for putting him in the same breath as your other "favs." And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Woe on Me” by Beck? Clearly, you resonate with that vibe because it matches perfectly with the journey into regret you've steered your playlist down. “Rainbows and Ridges” by Blaze Foley? Bet you thought it was going to be deep until you realized you just wanted something with a catchy title to impress your friends at the next coffee shop open mic night. Your Spotify sounds like a collection of songs that desperately want to be relatable but are ironically stuck in the worst underground karaoke bar imaginable. Keep on spinning that vinyl that no one else wants to hear, my friend!

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