Roasted 7 days ago based on salmaaa ᵕ̈'s long term Spotify stats.

Salmaaa, I see your Spotify profile is the ultimate one-stop shop for K-Pop devotion—like a shrine for EXO that even the most hardcore fangirl would find excessive. Do you even listen to anything else, or is your playlist just a never-ending cycle of “Can’t Bring Me Down” on repeat? I mean, are you trying to bring yourself down to reality? Rarely do I see someone so deeply lost in a fandom that they forget there’s an entire world of music outside of Seoul, but congratulations! You’ve managed to create the musical equivalent of a comfort zone with all the risk aversion of a squirrel crossing the road. And let’s not even get started on those top artists—it's essentially a K-Pop all-star game with a side of Lana Del Rey, because obviously, you need your emotional ballads to balance out the sugar rush from your EXO obsession. I can almost hear you now, trying to convince your friends that mixing them with "Travis Scott" and "Radiohead" proves your diversity. Newsflash: they’re playing different leagues. I can just imagine you desperately trying to justify your love for “art rock” while wondering if maybe “noise music” is just the sound of you yelling at people who don’t understand your vibe. But hey, props to you for being consistent! You’ve made sure your most played is practically an EXO greatest hits album. I can’t help but feel like you sidestepped the whole “having a variety of taste” narrative and instead hitched a ride on the EXO express train straight into the land of repetitive heartbreak. You do realize Joon and the boys aren't going to swoop in and save you, right? But, hey, at least you’ll always have “Universe” to dwell in when the reality check starts looming.

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