Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊, your Spotify profile reads like a melting pot of a midlife crisis at a hipster art gallery. I mean, hyperpop? Nightcore? I can practically hear your eardrums begging for mercy as they attempt to process the sound of a thousand fidget spinners clashing in unison. You’ve collected so many genres, it’s like a grocery list of musical shame—you’ve got everything from art pop to jersey club but still have the audacity to list classic rock. I’m surprised your playlist doesn't feature “The Sound of Silence” for when you realize that no one's actually listening to you. Your top artists are a delightful blend of "Who?" and "Excuse me, what?" Alex G? Sure, if you're into music that sounds like it was recorded in a basement while simultaneously being mixed with the sounds of distant sirens and a family arguing over who forgot to take out the trash. Ayesha Erotica? Congratulations, you’ve found a way to make even Ariana Grande seem wholesome. And why do I feel like your Spotify Wrapped must look like a therapy session's playlist for confused teens stuck in an eternal cycle of existential dread? Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you surprise us all by climbing back up to the weirdest peaks of Jack Stauber's micropop. Bravo! As for your most played songs, they read like a fever dream. "Bumblebees Are Out"? Is that the soundtrack to your attempt at finding a personality? You’ve put “Genie In a Bottle” on repeat, and sweetie, I don’t know how to tell you this, but it sounds more like you've been trapped in it, pushing for someone to let you out of your bubble of cringe. So here's to you, 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊: may your playlists be as diverse as your questionable taste in music, and may we all pretend we’ve never heard that harrowing remix of an already tragic song. Keep streaming, but not too loudly!

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