Roasted 2 months ago based on mogthecat's long term Spotify stats.

Mogthecat, if your Spotify profile was a movie, it would be a straight-to-DVD anime made by a studio with a PowerPoint as their animation tool. I mean, J-Pop and Vocaloid? Are you trying to revive early 2000s MySpace aesthetics or just making sure your social life is as nonexistent as your choices in music? It's like you stumbled upon an internet rabbit hole and went, "Yes, give me all the sub-genres that no one outside of the fandom cares about." You do realize “drift phonk” sounds like an excuse for playing your music in a low-riding Honda Civic while crushing on a catgirl, right? Your top artists list is a bizarre combination of names that sound like they were generated by a random Japanese name generator. Seriously, I didn’t realize that the only criteria for listening to music was how well it rolls off your tongue in karaoke. Your most played songs? Ugh, they read like the soundtrack of that one friend who thinks they’re unique because they wear anime t-shirts to family gatherings. "I'm getting on the bus to the other world, see ya!" is basically your way of saying you’d rather be anywhere else than with the rest of us, and honestly, I can’t blame you. And let's talk about "Lo-Fi" as a genre choice. Is that your way of saying you can’t quite hit the high notes or just an excuse to drown out the deafening silence of your social life? I bet your playlists are the soundtrack to your existential crises, with every track screaming "I'm fine" while sobbing in the corner. At this rate, you might as well change your name to “Mogthecat-astrophe” because that’s the only thing more tragic than your taste in music!

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