Roasted 3 months ago based on Garrett G's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Garrett G, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s wet dream after binge-watching an anime marathon while trying to figure out how to impress a girl at the local record shop. "Soundtrack" and "Japanese VGM"? Really? Do you plan on composing the soundtrack to your own tragic life or just hoping to finally summon the courage to ask someone out at the café? I haven't seen that many niche genres packed into one profile since the last time I walked into a pretentious art gallery where all the paintings look like they were created during a midlife crisis. Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got 祖堅 正慶 and other mind-boggling names that sound like your Spotify is confused about its own identity. It's as if you copied an obscure Wikipedia page and pasted it directly into your profile. Plus, don’t even get me started on “Psychedelic Porn Crumpets”—now that’s a band name that sounds like it was conceived during a bad acid trip at a music festival. Your playlist is basically a cry for help, but somehow spelled out in Japanese and adorned with trippy album art by someone who definitely needs to consult a mood stabilizer. And your most played songs? If I had a nickel for every time "Mass Destruction -P3fes Reload-" played while I wondered how you became the poster child for a quarter-life crisis, I’d be a millionaire. Not to mention, "Heolstor the Nightlord" sounds like a theme song for an underwhelming D&D session. If I were you, I’d go ahead and embrace the embarrassment and start a YouTube channel to document your cringe-worthy musical taste—you could even call it “Garrett's Guide to Unbelievable Soundtrack Sound Quality.” You’d gain followers faster than you can say “weird flex, but okay.”

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